LAW
OF
QUEUE:
If
you
change
queues,
the
one
you
have
left
will
start
to
move
faster
than
the
one
you
are
in
now.
LAW
OF
TELEPHONE:
When
you
dial
a
wrong
number,
you
never
get
an
engaged
one.
LAW
OF
MECHANICAL
REPAIR:
After
your
hands
become
coated
with
grease,
your
nose
will
begin
to
itch.
LAW
OF
THE
WORKSHOP:
Any
tool,
when
dropped,
will
roll
to
the
least
accessible
corner.
LAW
OF
THE
ALIBI:
If
you
tell
the
boss
you
were
late
for
work
because
you
had
a
flat
tire,
the
next
morning
you
will
have
a
flat
tire.
BATH
THEOREM:
When
the
body
is
immersed
in
water,
the
telephone
rings.
LAW
OF
ENCOUNTERS:
The
probability
of
meeting
someone
you
know
increases
when
you
are
with
someone
you
don't
want
to
be
seen
with.
LAW
OF
THE
RESULT:
When
you
try
to
prove
to
someone
that
a
machine
won't
work,
it
will!
LAW
OF
BIOMECHANICS:
The
severity
of
the
itch
is
inversely
proportional
to
the
reach.
THEATRE
RULE:
People
with
the
seats
at
the
furthest
from
the
aisle
arrive
last.
LAW
OF
COFFEE:
As
soon
as
you
sit
down
for
a
cup
of
hot
coffee,
your
boss
will
ask
you
to
do
something
which
will
last
until
the
coffee
is
cold.
